Friday, October 28, 2011

Nicolas Cage is in fact a "day walker vampire"

Being Halloween weekend I figured this is worthy of the F.F.F. blog. A Seattle based man named Jack Mord is selling a Civil War-era photo for a coooool $1,000,000 on Ebay claiming that it is physical proof that Nicolas Cage is a bona fide vaaaampire.

Jack states, "... I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire... reinventing himself every 75 years or so."

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